How to make Love, by Chai Larden

You will need:
250g Honesty 2TBS Honey
250g Loyalty  1TSP Vanilla Extract
125g Friendship  
250ml Respect
250g Trust
125ml Passion
175g Communication

First things first, discard any Rationality.
You don’t want any of that getting in the mix.
Remove Common sense, Pride and Being in Control
These can be added back once the Love has been made.

Take a bowl, add the Honesty and Loyalty
Mix well until you get a nice crumbly texture
Next, in a separate bowl whisk Respect and Trust.
Add passion to the honesty and loyalty.

Be careful as the Passion has to be exact,
Too much will overpower the Love, make it void.
Not enough will make a different kind of love.
See page 8 for how to make Love for a best friend.

Now take the Communication and the Friendship
Knead them into the Honesty and Loyalty 
Until you have a nice doughy consistency.
Add the honey, all love should be sweet on the tongue.

Finally mix all ingredients together
Pour it into a pre-greased cake tin and then bake
At 200 degrees for 0 to 7 months
Or until golden brown. This is the tricky part.

If the Love does not come out as is expected
Please repeat the process again until it does
Once you have made the Love you want and are happy
Top with rationality, common sense and pride.


Find Chai Writes on Facebook.